There are a select few Christmas songs that I actually do enjoy, other than those (shameless self-promo: see my Christmas playlist here), I’m not really a fan of Christmas music. However, these songs have made it on my hit list. Please don’t hate me after reading this list *nervous laughter,* l love everything else about Christmas if that helps. Baby It’s Cold Outside | Probably the creepiest Christmas song known to man. I believe we are all in agreement with this one. And if you’re not, you either wrote it, or you’re lying. Also if this song being on my Christmas-song hit list is bothering you, you should probably not read the rest. Just a fair warning.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | This song makes me sad and I do not understand why it exists.
12 Days of Christmas | Unless you’re listening to the Relient K or Straight No Chaser’s versions of this song…I don’t want to hear it.
Santa Baby | First of all, gross. Second of all, I am uncomfortable. Third, let’s move on.
Deck The Halls | The only time this song is acceptable to listen to is during the restaurant scene in Christmas Story. That’s the only acceptable time, I don’t care what anyone else says. Fa ra ra ra ra.
The Little Drummer Boy | Unless it’s a version that’s done well. I’ve heard pretty good versions of this one, but not enough to make me like it, just tolerating it for now. Comment below if you have a mind-blowing version of this song, I know there’s one out there somewhere. It has the potential to be less annoying.
Last Christmas | Though a catchy Christmas classic, I don’t know what this song has to with Christmas.
Christmas Shoes | I don’t actually mind this song very much, but I know more people hate this one than not. So I thought better safe than sorry. (Of course the person who doesn’t like Christmas music, enjoys Christmas shoes. Of course).
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Why? Why is this a thing?
We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Probably my least favorite Christmas song in history. I don’t know exactly why, but it just gets under my skin and puts me in a bad mood. Maybe it’s too happy and repetitive for my taste. Everyone has that one song, this is mine.
EDIT: SIA's Santa Is Coming For Us | I love Sia. She's amazing and her music is poppin...however, this song makes me wonder if she should've even made a Christmas album. It makes Santa sound like a Serial Killer and kind of ruins the Christmas vibe.
I believe I have covered the basics of the worst Christmas songs of all time.
Comment below what you’re least favorite Christmas song is…I want to see if there’s anyone who agrees with my list! Again, we all have our own opinions, so please don’t hate me for posting this (thought it would be a fun, easy read for your Monday morning).
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